Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Over the span of about 15 months, my sister and I seemed to have switched hairdos.

October 2008:

January 2010:


Fortunately for her, she looks better with both hairdos. Bitch.

Jersey Shore

By now, you've all probably heard about the ridiculous show, Jersey Shore. But you don't know ridiculous until you've heard Matt give a synopsis of it.

Matt: Tookie got punched!

Me: Tookie? The former leader of the Crips who got the death penalty?

Matt: No, the girl on the Jersey Shore.

Me: I think you mean "Snookie."

Matt: Whatever. Anyway, then J-Kwon was dancing with Pauly the DJ who "beat the beat down."

Me: J-Kwon? Like "everybody in the club get tipsy" J-Kwon? The rapper?

Matt: No, the other girl on Jersey Shore.

Tookie and Snookie: