Jersey Shore

By now, you've all probably heard about the ridiculous show, Jersey Shore. But you don't know ridiculous until you've heard Matt give a synopsis of it.

Matt: Tookie got punched!

Me: Tookie? The former leader of the Crips who got the death penalty?

Matt: No, the girl on the Jersey Shore.

Me: I think you mean "Snookie."

Matt: Whatever. Anyway, then J-Kwon was dancing with Pauly the DJ who "beat the beat down."

Me: J-Kwon? Like "everybody in the club get tipsy" J-Kwon? The rapper?

Matt: No, the other girl on Jersey Shore.

Tookie and Snookie: