Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Things that annoy me: sign language

I don't have anything against deaf people, but I do have something against non-deaf people who feel the need to perform inspirational songs in sign language. It's really annoying, you guys. No one gives a shit if you know the signs to "The Greatest Love of All" or "Wind Beneath My Wings." What do they expect to happen?

Wow, I was a crack-addicted deaf teenaged gutter-slut, but someone told me in sign language that "children are the future" and I was inspired to turn my life around.

Non-deaf people signing is only acceptable in Drop Dead Gorgeous, one of the funniest movies of all time.


I'd like to see someone do a sign language version of "Straight Outta Compton." The only sign language I know are gang signs and the middle finger, and I think both would fit in nicely with that song.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So I am guessing that mimes annoy you also? Personally I wish someone would just break down and buy those dumb suckers a freakin' box!