Word of the day

Because we live in Utah, we see missionaries everywhere. So, Matt invented this new word for a missionary: "proselytute" (proselytize + prostitute). Pretty clever!

Let it snow!

I think I may have an undiscovered disease in which I laugh at inappropriate things. Last night we got the first big snow storm of the season, which spawned an impromptu snowball fight in the parking lot of Barnes and Noble with the nieces. Adi (4), was sitting on her dad's shoulders, and Matt tried to hit her in the stomach with a snowball, but ended up hitting her square in the face. And I laughed, and laughed.

Is it normal to laugh when an adult man hits a four-year-old in the face with a snowball? Probably not.

Wisdom, in dream form

In a dream last night, I said to Matt, "Of course life isn't fair! Why else has there been a billion seasons of Dancing With the Stars and only 2 1/2 seasons of Chappelle's Show? It's because life isn't fair."

I think my most wise and insightful quotes have all been in dreams, and not in real life.