Thursday, October 30, 2008

How to turn good wholesome fun into something perverse

The Disney Princess saga continues...

I heard back from the Disney Princess Party company yesterday. They wanted a photo of me and my resume. I hope I'm qualified for the job!

I think this job would be good fodder for my future book. Remember when David Sedaris was one of Santa's Elves? Or maybe that would make me seem like a copy-cat. Regardless, it would ensue in many many jokes, and God knows I need all the laughter I can get.

Last night Matt and I went to his cousin Del's house to carve pumpkins. I think my pumpkin looks pretty bad-ass!

I do like pirates, but I admit that one of the reasons I chose that design was because the bones looked phallic. hahahah.

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