Thursday, November 20, 2008

Jobs I considered applying for...

Looking for the next female pop star-- Do you have a great voice, Can deliver strong vocals, do you have personality and the look? If so we want to talk to you ...

Fudge Demonstrators -- Fudge Company seeks responsible and outgoing individuals to pass out free samples and promote our fudge products at Costco and Sams Wholesale Club's. Earn that extra money for Christmas and the holidays.

Earn Money for Your Plasma Donation! --We are also looking for people interested in being immunized against Rabies or Anthrax.

I think the most noteworthy thing about the last ad is that it asks that donors be vaccinated against Hepatitis B. Are the needles used?? And would they have to give me Rabies or Anthrax in order to test the effectiveness of the immunizations? Yikes. That's almost as bad as the apostrophe errors in the second ad.

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