Step one: Borrow your 13-year-old cousin's motorized mini-bike.
Step two: Practice riding for about 10 yards or 30 seconds, whichever comes first.
Step three: Inform your cousin that you are now an expert rider.
Step four: Ask your cousin how to turn the bike up to high speed (20-30 miles per hour).
Step five: Refuse to wear a helmet.
Step six: Ride up and down the street screaming "look at me!" so your best friend* will come out and see you riding the bike.
Step seven: When your mom comes outside to yell at you, yell "chicken race" and race towards her at full speed.
*My BFF's aunt lives across the street from my two aunts, and we happened to be visiting our aunts at the same time.
3 comments:
You need to give Matt a big hug when you see him tonight. I still can't believe he puts up with you.
You can post anonymous comments, but i still know it's you, Mom.
We should have recorded this historic ride!!! I miss you so much!!!
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